Zach Sonallah
This dudes like half-bitch half-not-a-bitch if you nah mean. He handles like 86.9% of the shit we need to get handled for like 100% of our events, but he also causes like 98.1% of all the problems.
Hes got nice eyes though.
Jake Vieira
Chode a day Jake, thats what they call me.
Abel Viveiros
Abel is my man, and arguably the main man. He doesnt do much of anything but somehow he still helps a great deal. idk, like... emotionally. I feel like without him the whole group would just crumble. Hes like glue, or double-sided tape.
He kind of looks like jesus and he likes dancing.
Clovis Alves
Clovis may be the busiest man alive. Hes got like... 8 Fucking jobs and goes to school for engineering or some hard shit. You dont fuck with Clovis. Nah Nah but freal hes pretty chill. you can call him Clovis, or Clover, Clondike, Clam cake, Clandale. Pretty much anything that starts with C L.
Alex Sousa
Alex is the soul of the Patos Gordos, he has the sexiest smile and perfect facial hair. Straight men enter a state of constant erection when conversing with him. Alex longboards and skateboards and hes also a fucking biologist 'n shit.
This bitch too cool for facebook.
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